Contact Info / Websites
(DO DA DO DAAAAAA)
Welcome to THE NEWS!
I'm your host Dan The Man With No Plan, Stan.
Today's first story is that we apparently have no female reporters.
"How did this happen?" - Barry
"What?" - Doug
"Excuse me?" - Terry
"Ummm, What?" - Greg
"WOWZERS" - Chuck
To solve this we have recruited a new field reporter, Prisilla.
"Thank you new guy, I'm currently in front of this big building where somebody dieded."
Well thank you Pricisialla.
Yes thank you Pieces.
Our next story is about a large animal that is in the ocean, It was first sighted by some locals off the coast of Africa.
It has been seen by coast guards all over the world.
We have invited biologist George Fishman to tell us about this strange creature.
"Umm, Are you high? Have you never heard of a sperm whale?"
We're talking about this large fish, not sperm.
"No, fuck this. Goodbye"
Goodbye fish man.
And now, for the FORECAST, Bad Company Chuck!
"WOWZERS, I HAVE THE WEATHER AND IT'S SUNNY AND RAINY ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT!"
Thank you Chuck.
That was THE NEWS, Thank you for watching and remember to only eat meat!